100% Donation - Brian Cancer Child Of God$27.99
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
This item donates 100% to the American Brain Tumor Association. The ABTA is committed to funding research, providing education, and information support for all tumor types and ages.
Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA!
We want you to LOVE your Piper Lou items! They will ship out within 7-10 days from your order.
If you're not 397% satisfied within the first 60 days of receiving your product, let us know and we'll fire the person who made it and make sure they never work in this industry again.
Joking aside, we do have a hassle free return/exchange policy. But we weren’t joking about firing someone. Mark my word.. If you’re unhappy, some punk will go down in chinatown! Unless it’s Jason, of course. Sadly, as much we’d like get rid of Jason, he’s the bosses son, so our hands are tied.
If you have any questions (or suggestions of how to get rid of Jason) please contact our friendly team at firstname.lastname@example.org