387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
(Yep, no typo. We mean it)
- Softer than a bundle of blankets. Warmer than a blanket coming straight out of the dryer. Way more fashionable than a blanket.
- We suggest you order 2 because all of your friends & family will want to wear yours if you only get one. It's that comfy.
- 9.7 oz., 100% Polyester two-toned Sherpa
- Unisex fit quarter zip
- Dry clean recommended
We want you to LOVE your Piper Lou items! They will ship out within 7-10 days from your order.
If you're not 397% satisfied within the first 60 days of receiving your product, let us know and we'll fire the person who made it and make sure they never work in this industry again.
Joking aside, we do have a hassle free return/exchange policy. But we weren’t joking about firing someone. Make my word.. If you’re unhappy, some punk will go down in chinatown! Unless it’s Jason, of course. Sadly, as much we’d like get rid of Jason, he’s the bosses son, so our hands are tied.
If you have any questions (or suggestions of how to get rid of Jason) please contact our friendly team at firstname.lastname@example.org