I Kissed a Firefighter & I Liked It Hat

  • I Kissed a Firefighter & I Liked It Hat

I Kissed a Firefighter & I Liked It Hat

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387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)

As subtle as a sledgehammer, but as cool as a frozen margarita (or two). Yep, you’re about to own “THE” famous hat that everyone wishes they’d bought before you. But too late for them…

Only you deserve to wear this crown…

Let’s face it. You deserve the attention. So lay back, kick your feet up, and enjoy watching others admire your hilariously bold “I’m-funnier-than-you-are-and-you-know-it” kind of confidence.

The only HAT in the whole wide world that offers a 387% Satisfaction Guarantee!

8 Inspiring Reasons Why You Should Own This Hat Today…

  • Made from 100% hat material
  • Fixes Bad Hair Days in Seconds
  • 93.7% Guaranteed to make people laugh
  • Can hold 5.7 standard drinks upside down
  • 100% Gluten Free stitching and panel
  • Not suitable for skydiving or mic)
  • Anti-Theft Guarantee while you’re alone

    One Size Fits All - But that doesn’t mean you should share you hat with “all” your friends. Gross. Unless they partake in a ritual initiation (which should involve vodka, a blindfold and tea towel whips)

    So what are you waiting for? Join the growing sisterhood of classy girl-power-style and comfort while enjoying side-splitting laughter at people’s reaction!

    Go slap that order button already?

As subtle as a sledgehammer , but as cool as a frozen margarita (or two). Yep, you’re about to own “THE” famous hat that everyone wishes they’d bought before you. But too late for them…

Only you deserve to wear this crown… Let’s face it. You deserve the attention. So lay back, kick your feet up, and enjoy watching others admire your hilariously bold “I’m-funnier-than-you-are-and-you-know-it” kind of confidence.

The only HAT in the whole wide world that offers a 387% Satisfaction Guarantee!

8 Inspiring Reasons Why You Should Own This Hat Today…

  • Made from 100% hat material
  • Fixes Bad Hair Days in Seconds
  • 93.7% Guaranteed to make people laugh
  • Can hold 5.7 standard drinks upside down
  • 100% Gluten Free stitching and panel
  • Not suitable for skydiving or microwaves
  • No animals were harmed (much)
  • Anti-Theft Guarantee while you’re alone

  • One Size Fits All - But that doesn’t mean you should share your hat wit “all” your friends. Gross. Unless they partake in a ritual initiation (which should involve vodka, a blindfold and tea towel whips). Ohh, and yes, of course it also has a tuck-away leather strap , antique brass buckle, Adams exclusive cool crown mesh lining, Four rows of stitching on self-fabric sweatband and Sewn eyelets. And 100% beer-friendly. So what are you waiting for?

  • Join the growing sisterhood of classy girl-power-style and comfort while enjoying side-splitting laughter at people’s reaction!

    Go slap that order button already?

We want you to LOVE your Piper Lou items! They will ship out within 7-10 days from your order.

If you're not 397% satisfied within the first 60 days of receiving your product, let us know and we'll fire the person who made it and make sure they never work in this industry again.

Joking aside, we do have a hassle free return/exchange policy. But we weren’t joking about firing someone. Make my word.. If you’re unhappy, some punk will go down in chinatown! Unless it’s Jason, of course. Sadly, as much we’d like get rid of Jason, he’s the bosses son, so our hands are tied.

If you have any questions (or suggestions of how to get rid of Jason) please contact our friendly team at info@piperloucollection.com