Not Today Heifer Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit Laser Etched Tumbler
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This is a perfect Mornkbg cup when you know the stuff is hitting the fan.... and for once it’s not your stuff OR your fan!!!
We work for a college, and this is chaos a lot of the time, so my friend needed to have this mug. I had bought 2 of the same kind, the 2nd went to a friend that works in the ER. That get crazy. Fit them both!
I absolutely love my new tumbler! The other one was a gift for a friend.
Perfect for this Grandma’s vodka cocktails.
Love, love, love!
I love all my cups I have A big collection now.
I absolutely love it! Perfect work cup
Great product. Fast Delivery! Will buy more from them in the future!
I love my new cup!! Keeps my drinks cold all night long. I suspect this purchase will be the first of many!!
This cup goes with me out when I’m running errands. One, it keeps my drink super hot, and two, the saying is my new motto!
I love piper lou cups!!! Best cups ever!
Got here quick and fast keeps my drinks nice an warm.
Christmas gift so no pics in action but my mom finds this saying hilarious so I had to get it ... coloring is a bonus it is a beautiful powder blue..
Love my new drinkin cup!!!
Bought this cup as a surprise for my husband and he LOVED it!
My Boss love her tumbler.
Just what I wanted. Looks great. Tumbler is good quality.
I love my tumblers all of them, Thank You all of y’all at Piper Lou
Christmas gifts for the office girls!
Christmas gifts for the office girls!
I absolutely love my tumbler!!!! It is hard to find a cup to fit my cup holder! Love the color and the saying! I have already ordered more
My 17 daughter feeds my obsession and these arrived today! LOVE THEM!!!! And yes, that's her sleeping on Baby Yoda in the background! Piper Lou and my daughter NAILED IT!!
Love their merchandise!! The sarcasm and the comments are fantastic!! I've purchased several cups as gifts and for myself and I love them:) I'll be looking for some other gifts soon!!
Absolutely love the colors and design!
I love Piper Lou tumblers! I have multiple cups, lids and straws. I use them at work every night.
Love it! The saying is something I'd say so it fits my personality to a T!! ❤
Love love love them! I have 3 more for myself and two for my husband... I’m going to order more as Christmas presents for family!
Awesome as always!!
love it! used it yesterday!
I love my cup I don’t any of my previous ones
Have loved everything I have ordered
I bought two of these as gifts, one for my mother-in-law and one for my sister-in-law. They both loved them! They sent me pictures, and they are so cute! My only complaint is this...Piper Lou, these are fantastic gifts, so why do you not offer any gift message/gift wrap options upon check out?! Due to the fact that my in-laws live out of state, I sent these directly to them. It would have been nice to have an option to send as a gift, so I can include a gift message and to ensure they were not receiving a packaging slip with the amount I spent on it!
Love, Love my Piper Lou tumbler!!!
I have loved every cup I have received from Piper Lou!! Keep them coming!
love love love
It is just what I have been wanting!!!!
I love this! It's adorable.
Love my cups
Perfect timing, my wife and neighbor lady really don't care for each other.
Daughter favorite mug at her job
This was purchased for a girl at work. Her kids have shown heifers for years. With policy changes and COVID, this was too perfect.
Exactly my pastire so don't be bringing your bs to my house and that is a true statement.
Absolutely LOVE my tumbler! It kept my ice water super cold for hours yesterday and my coffee piping hot for a long time today - and it is super cute as well!!
Love it, but no pic
Love the color and the lid
Perfect!!! I absolutely love this and had to share it on Facebook, I had people asking where to purchase it. Of course I had to share!! I love it, thank you.
Love my cup!!
love this quote
Loved it so much I it got my bestie one as well!
This was a perfect message Good quality and easy to order. Delivery communication was good also.
it made an awesome gift to my coworker
I bought 2 of these, one for myself and one for my bestie. We are in nursing school through the pandemic and nothing says "stressed out" like these cups. The quality is exceptional, I have an insulated Yeti cup and no joke, this cup keeps my drinks hotter/colder for way longer.
Love this cup left it in my Jeep had ice coffee in it about 85 degrees out and hours later still full of ice best cup ever!!!!
Great cup, every day someone comments on it.
I have ordered several tumblers for myself and friends. Everyone loves them and so do I! They are great quality and I love that you can design your own as well
Purchased as a gift! It was quite the hit! Keeps us girls in the giggles!!
Love the cup. Bought an extra to gift
Best cup for work
I love it! Keeps hot beverages HOT and cold beverages COLD!
My friend loved her birthday present!
It was definitely worth the wait! I just love b the sentiment! I will definitely be getting more.
This was my first Piper Lou purchase and I am thrilled with it! I love the laser etching and the quality! I have already ordered 6 more and will order several more!
I purchased 2 sent one to my best friend she loved it so much I ordered us both the one with butterflies etched on it can’t wait to get em to send her hers I will be ordering again
Obsessed with this tumbler. Definitely my new favorite cup!
Absolutely love it! Looks awesome, high quality cup keeps drink cold.
My cup, totally love it. Adding to my collection.
Love the color. Very vivid
I love this cup! It isn’t slippery due to the texture on the outside. Keeps drinks nice and cold or hot. Easy to clean. And the saying is so perfect! lol
Janice M L.
The recent purchase was a present for a coworker. She absolutely LOVES it!
Amazing keeps ice all day I left my cup in my Jeep 92 degrees and came out from grocery shopping and still solid ice cubes best cup ever
The quality was great. And shipped in a very timely manner. Great will be ordering again soon.
Got this to give as a gift. I’m quite my daughter is going to love it.
Quick shipping and quality products!
As always just what I ordered!!
Absolutely love my new cup
I love it I use it everyday have told many friend where to get onE or different things
Love it! The picture doesn’t do it justice!
Very much loved gifts!
They were Gifts and the ladies loved them! They use them daily!!!!
Janice M L.
I have folks contacting me saying they NEED one of those mugs. I guess I'll have to buy one for my co-worker. Keeps my coffee hood and hot. Thanks so much.
Love the cup, my sister loved hers too
Great cup, exactly as stated. Arrived promptly. My new favorite!!
Got for my sister she has a great sense of humor
They can in a few days of ordering them
Great customer service!!!!
Quality is top notch, I bought one for me and one for a friend.
Awesome, excellent service, quality product that I am enjoying using every day.
Love love love this tumbler!! Not only does it showcase my piquant wit, it also keeps ice almost as long as my yeti tumbler!
Love Piper Lou! Pretty colors, etched design - not some cheap sticker! Keeps drinks hot or cold for ever!!!!
Tried piper lou tumblers out for me and my best friend. Loved them so much i just had to place another order. Love the tumblers and the clothes are super comfy. Highly recommend ordering from piper lou. You wont regret it.
Love all of the cups. The ones for gifts were loved by the recipients
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