Hop on the Hogwarts Express my friends, because every HP Muggle deserves to treat themselves! And no I dont mean treat yourself to Berti Botts Every Flavored Jelly Beans or a Nimbus 2000. (Although those would be wicked too!) I'm talking about a muggle gift for yourself or a muggle friend who wants to have a little bit of magic sprinkled in their day. Here are 7 Things Every Muggle Should Have from Piper Lou!
1. It’s MimOsa Not MimosA
This tumbler gets me every time! Not only is this the perfect tumbler to drink your OJ and bubbly from, but it’s a hilarious play on when Hermione corrects Ron in Professor Flitwick's Charms class. "It's LeviOsa not LevioSA."
2. I Solemnly Swear I am Up To No Good
It may be etched in Harry’s hand for detention but it can be etched on your tumbler forever! The perfect tumbler to bring to the beach or to a friends place where they will all gush over your Harry Potter coolness.
3. Harry Potter Love
I received my HP Love 30 oz. tumbler yesterday and omg its my fav! Mine is orange with the symbols etched in and the color is bloody wicked!
4. Not Today MuggleF*cker!
The perfect hat for a laugh and also the perfect hat to wear when you just don’t give a f*ck!
5. The Muggle Struggle Is Real!
Adulting is real and so is being a muggle in general. You’re not alone my friends!
6. Expresso Patronum!
This is probably one of my favorite shirts in my own personal collection. I love me some Starbucks coffee and love my Harry Potter puns. Poof! This shirt is perfect for your muggle soul!
7. Hogwarts School Of Bitchcraft And Misery Stemless Wine Cup
Congratulations muggles! Though you are human, Piper Lou has officially dubbed you a graduate of Hogwarts. Sure it may be from the school of Bitchcraft and Misery but you can now drink all the ButterBeer your heart desires (or wine) out of this stemless wine cup!