The Perfect Tumbler For Your Zodiac Sign

I'm a true believer in zodiac signs! Behold! The perfect tumbler for your sign that  sums you up as a human being, according to Piper Lou and the stars...

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Y'all are fearless leaders and independent as hell! But sometimes you can be a little selfish, and that's ok! Here is the tumbler for you. Miss independent, who isn't afraid to make her own damn life! 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Y'all are tenacious and driven! But let's be real, you have a tendency to be stubborn and possessive as hell! Own it boo! That is why this is your perfect tumbler! 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Are there two of you!? Just kidding! While you are intelligent, and have great communication skills, it's no surprise; you can be a bit dramatic at times. It's the Gemini in you! At least you recognize it. 

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You've got an incredibly good heart and love giving and receiving love... but we all know you can be a little moody and aggressive at times. That is why this tumbler is so you!

Leo (July 23-August 22)

There is a reason your symbol is a lion. You are ferocious and brave! But on the other hand, you do like to show off and be the center of attention. This tumbler says it all. 

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Could y'all be anymore angelic and perfect! You make the rest of us look bad! But because of your extreme perfectionism, you tend to overthink... don't lie you know it's true! 

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You're known for your charm and easy going ways. But you can also be pretty passive at times, which is why we've picked this tumbler for you.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Scorpio! This is my sign! Hello my incredibly determined, passionate, driven friends!  As many positives as we have we also have just as many negatives that we must embrace. We are incredibly jealous and possessive. So this tumbler is absolutely for us! 

Saggitarius (November 22- December 21)

Well, hey there, life of the party! Your enthusiasm is infectious, but you can also be irresponsible. Like the fun cool aunt who's always drinking! People love you though, for exactly who you are. So bring the Titos! 

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

You love stability and order, and your intelligence is used in a very practical way, but you can also be pessimistic and cynical, especially when it comes to the people in your life, which is why this tumbler has Capricorn written all over it. 

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

You are quirky and often take the road less traveled. You keep to yourself and can be a little distant, but you're always willing to discuss a good meme. 

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)

A Pisces has a lot of feelings. You are super compassionate and very co-dependent. Hence... the lobster. 

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