I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Graphic Hoodie
I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons Graphic Hoodie
COZY. TOUGH. TOTALLY ESSENTIAL.
Meet the hoodie that handles everything—chilly tailgates, late-night study sessions, dog-walk duty, you name it. Plush inside, durable outside, and built to rep your style with screen prints, embroidery, or nothing at all. One wear and you’ll officially retire every other sweatshirt.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Legendary Gildan Heavy Blend – 8-oz fleece that hits the sweet spot: heavy enough to stay warm, light enough to layer.
• Cloud-soft cotton/poly mix – 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport: 60% poly, 40% cotton) for that “live-in” feel from day one.
• Pill-resistant finish – Air-jet yarn keeps it smooth, wash after wash—no fuzz, no fuss.
• Built to last – Double-needle stitching everywhere means it can take years of rough-and-ready wear.
• Double-lined hood & roomy pouch pocket – Extra warmth up top, plenty of space for cold hands, keys, or snacks.
• Stretch-hug ribbing – 1×1 cuffs and waistband with spandex seal in heat without sagging out.
• Sustainably minded – 50% USA-grown cotton + 45% renewable energy in production = a feel-good purchase.
• High-vis Safety Orange option – ANSI/ISEA 107 compliant for jobsites, cycling, or whenever you want to stand out.
STYLE IT YOUR WAY
Throw it over joggers for weekend errands, pair it with denim for laid-back nights out, or size up for that on-trend oversized vibe. Your new uniform just arrived.
Add to cart now—the chill won’t wait, and neither will your size.
🚨 EXCITING NEWS: Piper Lou now ships items FAST! 🎉
Shipping time is now our absolute #1 priority moving forward. We got to a point we weren't proud of the ship times so we completely revamped our warehouse, product offering, and partnerships to allow for insanely fast shipping. Fulfillment takes 2-5 business days on average for almost all products. The estimated shipping time for US orders is about 3-6 business days
We got our act together. 💪
Welcome to the new Piper Lou: fast, fabulous, and finally functional. 🥂
How long does it take to receive an order?
🚨 EXCITING NEWS: Piper Lou now ships items FAST! 🎉
Shipping time is now our absolute #1 priority moving forward. We got to a point we weren't proud of the ship times so we completely revamped our warehouse, product offering, and partnerships to allow for insanely fast shipping. All items will leave our warehouse within 2-3 days. There will never be a time it will take more than 5 business days to leave our warehouse again.
We got our act together. 💪
Thanks to a major glow-up behind the scenes, we’re now pumping out orders in just 3-4 days—not 2 weeks.
Welcome to the new Piper Lou: fast, fabulous, and finally functional. 🥂
What is the status of my order?
After placing an order, you can view the order status 24 hours a day by simply clicking on the "My Account" link at the top right corner of every page of our website. You can also find a "My Account" link in the footer on mobile.
From there, you will be able to view information about your order. Please keep in mind, all orders are printed-on-demand and custom made. COVID-19 regulations have also slowed some ship times down so please be patient with us. Thank you!
How can I track my order?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to go out the door and be shipped to you.
How do Returns/Exchanges work?
At Piper Lou, we take pride in our work and are committed to delivering high-quality products and reliable customer service. Our policies are designed to ensure a consistent and secure resolution process for all customer inquiries while protecting the integrity of our business.
Please visit our Returns Policy to learn more how it works!
Can I use a discount on VIP Specials?
No unfortunately. VIP Specials are already discounted as low as we can discount them. Your code will only work on regular priced items.
(*excluding Monthly Box of Awesome)
How does the apparel fit?
If you have any questions on the fit of something....
Please email us at info@piperloucollection.com
Can I return Clearance or Final Sale items?
No refunds or credits will be issued for clearance items, Box of Awesome, accessories (such as lids, straw packs, etc.) or donation items (products marked as supporting charitable causes), as these are final sale.
