Shut Up Liver, You're Fine Laser Etched Tumbler (Premium)Reviews
387% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (Yep, no typo. We mean it)
Fun Tumblers Will Make You the Life of the Party
❄️✅🔥 Keep Your Cold Drinks Cold, and Your Warm Drinks Warm. Melted ice is now a thing of the past...
Nothing sucks more than your ice melting or cold coffee, right? Drinks will stay cold for 24 hours or hot for 9 hours. Our Tumblers are made from double-walled, vacuum insulated stainless steel.
We have designs for every occasion you can think of...
Imagine shopping for a gift for your friend's birthday. You want them to love it...they are always so tough to shop for.....not anymore. Be a good friend and help them enjoy drinking stuff more. I can almost guarantee that they drink stuff.
Recipients of our Tumblers reported their drink tasted 387% better.
4 Inspiring Reasons Why You Should Get a Tumbler Today…
- KEEP DRINKS COLD OR HOT: Double-walled, vacuum insulated stainless steel cups that come with a splash-proof lid will keep your drinks the temperature you want.
- DITCH THE DECALS: Dingy decals no more! Once you have a Piper Lou cup, you won't ever want anything else. Our designs are laser etched and stand the test of time.
- CUTE & FUN COLORS: You will love the combination of cute colors & fun designs. So many mix-and-match possibilities!
- ATTENTION MAGNET: Boosts your popularity by 76.4%, science proves it. Every one will want to know where you got this from!
So what are you waiting for?
Go slap that “Add To Cart Button” already!
Most orders ship within 3-5 Business Days.
💳✈️📦 The faster you complete your checkout, the faster it can be on your doorstep!
If you're not 397% satisfied within the first 60 days of receiving your order, let us know and we will fix it, no questions asked. Our fantastic hassle-free return/exchange policy makes it very easy for our customers.
3 Reasons You'll Love Shopping With Us…
- 24/7 CUSTOMER SERVICE: Our team works around the clock to answer questions. Around the clock support is available anytime you have a question about your order. We're even online at 3AM, for when you have a question while binge watching that new show that came out.
- MULTIPLE WAREHOUSES: We ship from multiple warehouses across the United States. We get packages to our customers much faster than other companies with the power of multiple warehouses. Team work makes the dream work.
- WORLD'S MOST LIKED GIFTS: Whether it's for yourself, a friend, or family, Piper Lou items will put a smile on their face. They'll think you're a magician, the way you pulled off crafting such a wonderful gift for them. If you're lucky, they'll get you a Piper Lou item in return.
Should we start working on your order? Hit add to cart to become part of the Piper Lou family. If you have any questions our friendly team at firstname.lastname@example.org would love to answer them.